Khloe is now Officially a Baby Mama!

With many trials and errors leading up to the birth, Ms. Khloe gave birth to a little baby girl Thursday morning near Cleveland.  The Kardashians with names starting with a “K” were there.  In order of seniority, it was Kim, Kris, and Kourtney.  Khloe’s BFF Malika was there along with two-timer, Tristan Thompson and maybe, perhaps, his next baby mama.

If you haven’t heard, Tristan cheated in October and as early as a few days leading up to the birth.

Oh, snaps!

It’s what he did to his first baby mama when he left her for Khloe.

Has anyone told Khloe that how you get them is how you lose them?

Does she know Karma?

It does start with the letter K.

This is baby number one for Khloe and Tristan, but the cheating on a pregnant girlfriend is not new to Tristan. In fact, Khloe played the role of the next chick, when Tristan cheated on his pregnant girlfriend for her.

Flash forward and it’s Ground Hog’s day or Karma or onto the next chick.

Anyway. . .

 

 

 

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$150,000,00 to be a Kardashian!

 

THAT’S RIGHT!

E!   WILL BLAST THEM ON A CONSTANT LOOP FOR ANOTHER FIVE YEARS!

I guess the devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder!

Five more years? Hasn’t the public suffered enough, nine years to be exact?

Well, five additional more years will be just long enough for the next crop of Kardashian and Jenner spawns to make their presence known.

Don’t fret. We will see more of Kim, Chloe, and Kylie for five more years or whatever alteration their faces take in the future! This hefty payday is all chump change in comparison to their endorsements, but it’s still mind-boggling that people want to still keep up with the Kardashians.

 

Wow, Baby Kylie is Having a Baby!

Kyle Jenner is preggers so says the word on the street. Now, the questions come. Who is the father?

Travis Scott is assumed to be the father.

But wait for it. . . .

There is always something scratching at the woodwork, and it’s clawing its way into the forefront of this baby news. Yep, Tyga got on Twitter claiming the child.

My head is spinning, or is Kim Kardashian’s big ass breaking the internet?

Anyway, Kylie is on record as wanting two kids by the time she is 30, and she is only 20. Travis is 25, so I guess they put a rush on this. A first baby should do wonders for the ratings in which Kylie’s show so desperately needs.

Then to add this baby-daddy drama — this will take it over the top with Tyga running rampant on Twitter. He might be working with some good math, though.

See, Tyga and Kylie broke up in April and she is supposedly four months pregnant. Travis and Kylie started dating in April as well.

Someone get Maury on the case — STAT!!!

Sources report that Kylie has been looking pregnant for four months, and that she and Travis have already proved their permanent love for each other by getting inked. Kylie and Travis are allegedly expecting a baby girl who is due in February 2018.

 

Kylie Jenner and Tyga Split!

Say it ain’t so!

“I wanna know why we became so distant girl?” Kylie Jenner posts cryptic video after dumping Tyga on his birthday over something he did.

Oops! I guess that’s the way love goes for the teen and baby daddy.

 

Word is that the Kardashians have been talking to Kylie and filling her ear with stuff, and Kylie went snooping around on Tyga’s computer. Then, I guess she wasn’t liking what she was seeing.

Fans knew something was up, when there was not one post by the Kardashians on Tyga’s page to congratulate him on his birthday.

However, Kylie didn’t stop at that. She dumped him on his birthday. Now, I wonder is he going to stop payments on the Rolls that he couldn’t afford to buy for her.   Time will tell.

 

Celebrities as other Celebrities for Halloween!

It’s one of my favorite nights of the year. I like to see the little kids in their costumes, but I have to settle for grown folks, since I did not get one — not one — child visit my door.

Granted it was dark, thanks to some distracted driver taking out the street light, weeks before Halloween, but hey, I had my little beacon of light on my door. However, I got nothing but bags of candy to unload.

So, all I got are celebs, and I must say my fave was JLo. Yeah, I know her costume isn’t much, but Jennifer Lopez as a skeleton… there is something sexy in that look. It’s not trying too hard, but it is looks cool.

Haute couture skeleton @alexfaction

A post shared by Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) on Oct 31, 2015 at 8:22pm PDT

I must say a close second is no other than Kylie Jenner. She was a ninja and had to find a way to skank is up, but she didn’t exceed into trash mode. So Kudos.

my ninjas

A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Oct 31, 2015 at 11:04pm PDT

Bringing up the rear is Alyssa Milano as my favorite super hero, Wonder Woman, and she has breastesses for days.

#tbt 2014 Wonder Woman! #normalizebreastfeeding

A post shared by Alyssa Milano (@milano_alyssa) on Oct 29, 2015 at 4:49pm PDT

Honorable Mentions goes to:

Justin Bieber, I didn’t know you. Great disguise.

Jackie moooooooooon #semipro

A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Oct 30, 2015 at 4:19am PDT

Heidi Klum as Jessica Rabbit. Thanks for keeping up the tradition:

Thanks for riding the #Hellevator with me at #HeidiHalloween! @hellevatorshow, you’re scary!! #twistedtwins

A post shared by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Nov 1, 2015 at 5:48pm PST

Who is the Most Popular of Them All?

Kylie Jenner is — that’s who!!! Here’s the undisputed truth, four sisters, Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Chloe Kardashian, and Kendall Jenner all launched their apps to watch big bank take little bank.

Presto, within 24 hours, we got almost a million subscribers for $2.99 a month, with Kylie taking 74% of the bulk of people. Wait, it gets better (I guess), Kylie’s app is the #1 seller.

Now, tell me again what does Kylie or any of them do?

Really, Kim?

Is Kim Kardashian that desperate to have all eyes on her? Apparently, she is, because I have seen a naked preggo photo that she fancies to post on Instagram,

And…

Then, it’s this hot mess of a photo shoot. What, is mother in the garden, inviting everyone into the gate? Is Kim toppling over from the sheer weight of big butt? That’s a sexy fail, as photo shoots go. I will give her selfie preggo pic props, but this is not on fleek.

Poor Kim has lost her mind and Kanye never had his…

Or is Kim trying to compete with her now legal sister, Kylie Jenner? I see the hair is the same.

Stop The Presses — There’s A New Jenner!

I’m sure Bruce Jenner has always felt that if it had genitals on the outside, it’s hiding something on the inside. Well, no more y’all! Bruce has transformed into a lady, and her name is Caitlyn.

I can see there are boobs, but it’s too early to tell if there is a Kardashian booty.

I wonder did she get tips from Kim, Kylie, or Kendall. Is she wearing anything from Kanye’s collection? I guess you’ll have to read Vanity Fair. All I can tell you is that Annie Leibowitz did a lovely job with the cover. He has changed to a she, and her name is Caitlyn with a C, no K. Oh snaps, that disregarded K, can’t make Kris happy.

Here are Caitlyn’s words.

Kylie Jenner Comes Clean

Kylie “body by Mattel” Jenner used fillers to get her plump lips, and we have Khloe Kardashian to thank. Since, she called out her sister for being tight lip on the issue. Yes, it is all going to be revealed on the brand new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Kylie, says, “I have temporary lip fillers, it’s just an insecurity of mine and it’s what I wanted to do.”

Now, I’m wondering how are those internet challengers, who suctioned their lips to get something Kylie paid the doctor to do, feel right about now. I mean talk about drinking the koolaid. Anyway, . .

Another Effen Challenge!

First we had the Ice Bucket Challenge, the Food Stamp one, and now fools are doing this Kylie Jenner challenge. Okay, here’s the task, suction your lips, risk breaking your blood vessels, to obtain that full lip look.

Except, I’m thinking I got your suctioning, but where’s the collagen? I would need it if I were to do this thing. Right? Since, everything about Kylie is fake. Her hair, her boobs, her lips, and her booty,  This girl is so plastic; she was made in China.

Still, people believe the foolery, so they try to suction their lips and post it on social media. Well, we are going to have a laugh.

Gosh, have you ever looked at someone and wondered who ties their shoes?