Kris

$150,000,00 to be a Kardashian!

 

THAT’S RIGHT!

E!   WILL BLAST THEM ON A CONSTANT LOOP FOR ANOTHER FIVE YEARS!

I guess the devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder!

Five more years? Hasn’t the public suffered enough, nine years to be exact?

Well, five additional more years will be just long enough for the next crop of Kardashian and Jenner spawns to make their presence known.

Don’t fret. We will see more of Kim, Chloe, and Kylie for five more years or whatever alteration their faces take in the future! This hefty payday is all chump change in comparison to their endorsements, but it’s still mind-boggling that people want to still keep up with the Kardashians.

 

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Wow, It’s Christmas at the Kardashians!

Well, it’s Christmas at Kris Jenner’s home, and her housemates: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, and their kids can soak it all up. It’s like Christmas exploded in that room and left remnants of Candy Canes everywhere.

 

It’s nice, and it’s odd. I don’t know what to make of it. I guess it looks better than mine. Heck, I can’t be bother with anything that takes more than a minute to decorate. Kudos to the decorator who did the real work.

What’s Wrong With Rob?

Rob Kardashian, he’s got issues. Poor thing is a Kardashian, and they want to cash in his misery. What’s new? Well, let’s flip this switch. We have Mama Kris and Sister Kim weighing in, all pondering the poor fate of Rob. Kris pretends to care (but seriously who would want to blast their sick son’s business on national TV for ratings) and Kim just rolls her eyes. All I want to say is keep rolling your eyes Kim, maybe you’ll find your brain back there. Well, who am I kidding? I think Kim’s brain, if she ever meets up with it, will give her the silent treatment.

Here’s a noval idea, don’t talk about Rob and his personal problems on your stupid show! Don’t you have personal styles to steal, rappers to sleep with, and sex tapes to make? Don’t you have better fodder for this blog?

Really, Kris Jenner — You Have a Nude Video

Bleach my eyes — Kris Jenner has kept up with her daughter Kim Kardashian, and now, there is a nude video of her floating around somewhere.

Apparently, there was a break in, a surveillance camera was stolen, and somehow what was on the cloud is now in the hands of an extortionist. My head is spinning, but I think that’s it in a nutshell.

Man, is there any other business in that family besides ho business?

 

 

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/02/kris-jenner-nude-video