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Khloe is now Officially a Baby Mama!

Happy reveal: She also tweeted, 'I'm SO happy we captured all this!! Such a blessing to have all of these memories forever!' Here she is holding niece Dream

With many trials and errors leading up to the birth, Ms. Khloe gave birth to a little baby girl Thursday morning near Cleveland.  The Kardashians with names starting with a “K” were there.  In order of seniority, it was Kim, Kris, and Kourtney.  Khloe’s BFF Malika was there along with two-timer, Tristan Thompson and maybe, perhaps, his next baby mama.

If you haven’t heard, Tristan cheated in October and as early as a few days leading up to the birth.

Oh, snaps!

It’s what he did to his first baby mama when he left her for Khloe.

Has anyone told Khloe that how you get them is how you lose them?

Does she know Karma?

It does start with the letter K.

This is baby number one for Khloe and Tristan, but the cheating on a pregnant girlfriend is not new to Tristan. In fact, Khloe played the role of the next chick, when Tristan cheated on his pregnant girlfriend for her.

Flash forward and it’s Ground Hog’s day or Karma or onto the next chick.

Anyway. . .

 

 

 

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$150,000,00 to be a Kardashian!

 

THAT’S RIGHT!

E!   WILL BLAST THEM ON A CONSTANT LOOP FOR ANOTHER FIVE YEARS!

I guess the devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder!

Five more years? Hasn’t the public suffered enough, nine years to be exact?

Well, five additional more years will be just long enough for the next crop of Kardashian and Jenner spawns to make their presence known.

Don’t fret. We will see more of Kim, Chloe, and Kylie for five more years or whatever alteration their faces take in the future! This hefty payday is all chump change in comparison to their endorsements, but it’s still mind-boggling that people want to still keep up with the Kardashians.

 

Wow, Baby Kylie is Having a Baby!

Kyle Jenner is preggers so says the word on the street. Now, the questions come. Who is the father?

Travis Scott is assumed to be the father.

But wait for it. . . .

There is always something scratching at the woodwork, and it’s clawing its way into the forefront of this baby news. Yep, Tyga got on Twitter claiming the child.

My head is spinning, or is Kim Kardashian’s big ass breaking the internet?

Anyway, Kylie is on record as wanting two kids by the time she is 30, and she is only 20. Travis is 25, so I guess they put a rush on this. A first baby should do wonders for the ratings in which Kylie’s show so desperately needs.

Then to add this baby-daddy drama — this will take it over the top with Tyga running rampant on Twitter. He might be working with some good math, though.

See, Tyga and Kylie broke up in April and she is supposedly four months pregnant. Travis and Kylie started dating in April as well.

Someone get Maury on the case — STAT!!!

Sources report that Kylie has been looking pregnant for four months, and that she and Travis have already proved their permanent love for each other by getting inked. Kylie and Travis are allegedly expecting a baby girl who is due in February 2018.

 

Well, Damn Pam! I mean, Amber!

Amber Rose revealed on her podcast that she’s not down with the threesome. In fact, she said she was losing sleep over it. It was the kind that was guy short and she was one of two chicks, and this is how she kicks off her podcast. Amber says she’ll never do a threesome again. Well, unless she can change the dynamic. She didn’t name any names, but the word on the streets is that the menage went down VMA weekend.

Paging party of three! Kim, Kanye, and Rose!

I did hear Kanye give her a shout-out!

 

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Kim Can’t Help It!

I guess Kim Kardashian can’t stop the naked famewhoring, but it’s getting old, just like the picture she posted. I swear this photo was taken sometime before the present day or even before she had her Saint West. Since, she now sports braids and big old trench coat to hide all her giggly bits. I guess a word to the wise, pimping ain’t easy, even if it’s you selling your image on the internet.

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Introducing: Saint West

Kim Kardashian posted a pic of her son, Saint West, on her father, Robert Kardashian’s birthday.

She says, ” I know there’s nothing more in the world he would have wanted than to meet his grandchildren. So I wanted to share this pic of Saint with you all.”

Now, who can hate on that?

 

I guess this is damage control over Kanye West’s SNL rant went viral. Just saying . . .

 

Wow, It’s Christmas at the Kardashians!

Well, it’s Christmas at Kris Jenner’s home, and her housemates: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, and their kids can soak it all up. It’s like Christmas exploded in that room and left remnants of Candy Canes everywhere.

 

It’s nice, and it’s odd. I don’t know what to make of it. I guess it looks better than mine. Heck, I can’t be bother with anything that takes more than a minute to decorate. Kudos to the decorator who did the real work.

All Hail a New Queen, Taylor Swift is Tops on Instagram! Now, Rumor Has it She is without a Man!

Yes, Taylor Swift tops Kim Kardashian and Beyonce with the most Instagram followers, and she did it all without showing the goods. Unlike Kim and Beyonce, she didn’t have to expose the fake thigh gap, cleavage, or break the internet with a large surgically enhance booty.

Taylor Swift Is the Queen of Instagram 

While Beyonce is beautiful and has some talent, she does spread on the sexuality a little thick on her Instagram, and KIm K just takes it up another level by not letting us not forget her claim to fame was a sex tape.

Well, as the title suggest, as soon as Taylor got her new title, she discovered that her boyfriend, Calvin Harris visited a Thai massage parlor. I don’t know if there was a happy ending at the close of the session, but rumor has it that Calvin Harris is no more. I guess all is not lost. Taylor can write a song about it, or did Calvin make her sign a nondisclosure form? Hmmm….

Who is the Most Popular of Them All?

Kylie Jenner is — that’s who!!! Here’s the undisputed truth, four sisters, Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Chloe Kardashian, and Kendall Jenner all launched their apps to watch big bank take little bank.

Presto, within 24 hours, we got almost a million subscribers for $2.99 a month, with Kylie taking 74% of the bulk of people. Wait, it gets better (I guess), Kylie’s app is the #1 seller.

Now, tell me again what does Kylie or any of them do?

Really, Kim?

Is Kim Kardashian that desperate to have all eyes on her? Apparently, she is, because I have seen a naked preggo photo that she fancies to post on Instagram,

And…

Then, it’s this hot mess of a photo shoot. What, is mother in the garden, inviting everyone into the gate? Is Kim toppling over from the sheer weight of big butt? That’s a sexy fail, as photo shoots go. I will give her selfie preggo pic props, but this is not on fleek.

Poor Kim has lost her mind and Kanye never had his…

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Or is Kim trying to compete with her now legal sister, Kylie Jenner? I see the hair is the same.

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