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Well, Damn Pam! I mean, Amber!

Amber Rose revealed on her podcast that she’s not down with the threesome. In fact, she said she was losing sleep over it. It was the kind that was guy short and she was one of two chicks, and this is how she kicks off her podcast. Amber says she’ll never do a threesome again. Well, unless she can change the dynamic. She didn’t name any names, but the word on the streets is that the menage went down VMA weekend.

Paging party of three! Kim, Kanye, and Rose!

I did hear Kanye give her a shout-out!

 

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Kim Can’t Help It!

I guess Kim Kardashian can’t stop the naked famewhoring, but it’s getting old, just like the picture she posted. I swear this photo was taken sometime before the present day or even before she had her Saint West. Since, she now sports braids and big old trench coat to hide all her giggly bits. I guess a word to the wise, pimping ain’t easy, even if it’s you selling your image on the internet.

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Introducing: Saint West

Kim Kardashian posted a pic of her son, Saint West, on her father, Robert Kardashian’s birthday.

She says, ” I know there’s nothing more in the world he would have wanted than to meet his grandchildren. So I wanted to share this pic of Saint with you all.”

Now, who can hate on that?

 

I guess this is damage control over Kanye West’s SNL rant went viral. Just saying . . .

 

Wow, It’s Christmas at the Kardashians!

Well, it’s Christmas at Kris Jenner’s home, and her housemates: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, and their kids can soak it all up. It’s like Christmas exploded in that room and left remnants of Candy Canes everywhere.

 

It’s nice, and it’s odd. I don’t know what to make of it. I guess it looks better than mine. Heck, I can’t be bother with anything that takes more than a minute to decorate. Kudos to the decorator who did the real work.

All Hail a New Queen, Taylor Swift is Tops on Instagram! Now, Rumor Has it She is without a Man!

Yes, Taylor Swift tops Kim Kardashian and Beyonce with the most Instagram followers, and she did it all without showing the goods. Unlike Kim and Beyonce, she didn’t have to expose the fake thigh gap, cleavage, or break the internet with a large surgically enhance booty.

Taylor Swift Is the Queen of Instagram 

While Beyonce is beautiful and has some talent, she does spread on the sexuality a little thick on her Instagram, and KIm K just takes it up another level by not letting us not forget her claim to fame was a sex tape.

Well, as the title suggest, as soon as Taylor got her new title, she discovered that her boyfriend, Calvin Harris visited a Thai massage parlor. I don’t know if there was a happy ending at the close of the session, but rumor has it that Calvin Harris is no more. I guess all is not lost. Taylor can write a song about it, or did Calvin make her sign a nondisclosure form? Hmmm….

Who is the Most Popular of Them All?

Kylie Jenner is — that’s who!!! Here’s the undisputed truth, four sisters, Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Chloe Kardashian, and Kendall Jenner all launched their apps to watch big bank take little bank.

Presto, within 24 hours, we got almost a million subscribers for $2.99 a month, with Kylie taking 74% of the bulk of people. Wait, it gets better (I guess), Kylie’s app is the #1 seller.

Now, tell me again what does Kylie or any of them do?

Really, Kim?

Is Kim Kardashian that desperate to have all eyes on her? Apparently, she is, because I have seen a naked preggo photo that she fancies to post on Instagram,

And…

Then, it’s this hot mess of a photo shoot. What, is mother in the garden, inviting everyone into the gate? Is Kim toppling over from the sheer weight of big butt? That’s a sexy fail, as photo shoots go. I will give her selfie preggo pic props, but this is not on fleek.

Poor Kim has lost her mind and Kanye never had his…

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Or is Kim trying to compete with her now legal sister, Kylie Jenner? I see the hair is the same.

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Music is Dead!

Declares Sinead O’Connor, this is after Kim Kardashian made the cover of Rolling Stones. Sinead, the singer is furious that Kim, the famewhore, is on the cover that is reserved for musicians.

I think she has a point, but Kim is up in that magazine talking about she know who leaked her sex tape. Really? Now, I know she’s not saying, but I’m sure she’s thanking them.

Anyway, Kim talks about Kanye West. I guess that something music related, but it’s why he won’t be on her reality show. Well, Sinead, I know you have a point, but. . . I think Rolling Stones just want pop culture much like this blog.

In case some don’t know Sinead, she did that killer remake of Prince’s song, Nothing Compares To You, That’s the something good.

But there are two sides of the coin…

She, just like Kim, has been known for controversy in the past.

Currently, she’s calling Kanye West’s wife a “c-nt,” and has  decided that “music has officially died” and that Rolling Stone was the one who murdered it. But don’t worry, Taylor Swift, she isn’t taking anything away from your contributions to the effort.

Sinead, where were you when they put the Boston Bomber on the cover?

Okay, I’ll give you a pass on that one. Here’s some Throwback Thursday of Sinead:

Justin Beiber Breaks the Internet!

Well, Justin was trying, or maybe, he was doing his best Blue Lagoon act. Here is his little naked bottom in Bora Bora. I guess Bieber’s beliebers are freaking out over his latest tweet of his ass. They can thank the inspiration from the famewhore of all famewhores, Kim Kardashian, but I say Biebs, you better get down with some squats.

Wait, what am I talking about — skip all that — and head to the good doc for some fat injections, Don’t walk — run — since the latest things on the market is a man made ass.

Wow, Just Wow! Kanye’s trying to perform but Kim and Ray J’s Freak Flag Steals the Show!

I guess Kim Kardashian’s sex tape with Ray J is the gift that keeps giving.

Not only does it gives, it flies freely into the air for all Kanye West’s concert goers to see.

Literally! I mean some dude took a snapshot of Kim servicing Ray J’s member, blew it up, and slapped the image on a huge flag.

A freak flag, let’s call it, because it gets explicit. Kim was backstage unaware that she and Ray J’s man stick were front and center, while Kanye was on center stage shocked to see Kim hot and ready like a Little Caesar pizza.

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