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$150,000,00 to be a Kardashian!

 

THAT’S RIGHT!

E!   WILL BLAST THEM ON A CONSTANT LOOP FOR ANOTHER FIVE YEARS!

I guess the devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder!

Five more years? Hasn’t the public suffered enough, nine years to be exact?

Well, five additional more years will be just long enough for the next crop of Kardashian and Jenner spawns to make their presence known.

Don’t fret. We will see more of Kim, Chloe, and Kylie for five more years or whatever alteration their faces take in the future! This hefty payday is all chump change in comparison to their endorsements, but it’s still mind-boggling that people want to still keep up with the Kardashians.

 

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Wow, Baby Kylie is Having a Baby!

Kyle Jenner is preggers so says the word on the street. Now, the questions come. Who is the father?

Travis Scott is assumed to be the father.

But wait for it. . . .

There is always something scratching at the woodwork, and it’s clawing its way into the forefront of this baby news. Yep, Tyga got on Twitter claiming the child.

My head is spinning, or is Kim Kardashian’s big ass breaking the internet?

Anyway, Kylie is on record as wanting two kids by the time she is 30, and she is only 20. Travis is 25, so I guess they put a rush on this. A first baby should do wonders for the ratings in which Kylie’s show so desperately needs.

Then to add this baby-daddy drama — this will take it over the top with Tyga running rampant on Twitter. He might be working with some good math, though.

See, Tyga and Kylie broke up in April and she is supposedly four months pregnant. Travis and Kylie started dating in April as well.

Someone get Maury on the case — STAT!!!

Sources report that Kylie has been looking pregnant for four months, and that she and Travis have already proved their permanent love for each other by getting inked. Kylie and Travis are allegedly expecting a baby girl who is due in February 2018.

 

Kim Can’t Help It!

I guess Kim Kardashian can’t stop the naked famewhoring, but it’s getting old, just like the picture she posted. I swear this photo was taken sometime before the present day or even before she had her Saint West. Since, she now sports braids and big old trench coat to hide all her giggly bits. I guess a word to the wise, pimping ain’t easy, even if it’s you selling your image on the internet.

When you're like I have nothing to wear LOL

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Introducing: Saint West

Kim Kardashian posted a pic of her son, Saint West, on her father, Robert Kardashian’s birthday.

She says, ” I know there’s nothing more in the world he would have wanted than to meet his grandchildren. So I wanted to share this pic of Saint with you all.”

Now, who can hate on that?

 

I guess this is damage control over Kanye West’s SNL rant went viral. Just saying . . .

 

Kylie Jenner and Tyga Split!

Say it ain’t so!

“I wanna know why we became so distant girl?” Kylie Jenner posts cryptic video after dumping Tyga on his birthday over something he did.

Oops! I guess that’s the way love goes for the teen and baby daddy.

 

Word is that the Kardashians have been talking to Kylie and filling her ear with stuff, and Kylie went snooping around on Tyga’s computer. Then, I guess she wasn’t liking what she was seeing.

Fans knew something was up, when there was not one post by the Kardashians on Tyga’s page to congratulate him on his birthday.

However, Kylie didn’t stop at that. She dumped him on his birthday. Now, I wonder is he going to stop payments on the Rolls that he couldn’t afford to buy for her.   Time will tell.

 

Celebrities as other Celebrities for Halloween!

It’s one of my favorite nights of the year. I like to see the little kids in their costumes, but I have to settle for grown folks, since I did not get one — not one — child visit my door.

Granted it was dark, thanks to some distracted driver taking out the street light, weeks before Halloween, but hey, I had my little beacon of light on my door. However, I got nothing but bags of candy to unload.

So, all I got are celebs, and I must say my fave was JLo. Yeah, I know her costume isn’t much, but Jennifer Lopez as a skeleton… there is something sexy in that look. It’s not trying too hard, but it is looks cool.

Haute couture skeleton @alexfaction

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I must say a close second is no other than Kylie Jenner. She was a ninja and had to find a way to skank is up, but she didn’t exceed into trash mode. So Kudos.

my ninjas

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Bringing up the rear is Alyssa Milano as my favorite super hero, Wonder Woman, and she has breastesses for days.

#tbt 2014 Wonder Woman! #normalizebreastfeeding

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Honorable Mentions goes to:

Justin Bieber, I didn’t know you. Great disguise.

Jackie moooooooooon #semipro

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Heidi Klum as Jessica Rabbit. Thanks for keeping up the tradition:

All Hail a New Queen, Taylor Swift is Tops on Instagram! Now, Rumor Has it She is without a Man!

Yes, Taylor Swift tops Kim Kardashian and Beyonce with the most Instagram followers, and she did it all without showing the goods. Unlike Kim and Beyonce, she didn’t have to expose the fake thigh gap, cleavage, or break the internet with a large surgically enhance booty.

Taylor Swift Is the Queen of Instagram 

While Beyonce is beautiful and has some talent, she does spread on the sexuality a little thick on her Instagram, and KIm K just takes it up another level by not letting us not forget her claim to fame was a sex tape.

Well, as the title suggest, as soon as Taylor got her new title, she discovered that her boyfriend, Calvin Harris visited a Thai massage parlor. I don’t know if there was a happy ending at the close of the session, but rumor has it that Calvin Harris is no more. I guess all is not lost. Taylor can write a song about it, or did Calvin make her sign a nondisclosure form? Hmmm….

Who is the Most Popular of Them All?

Kylie Jenner is — that’s who!!! Here’s the undisputed truth, four sisters, Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Chloe Kardashian, and Kendall Jenner all launched their apps to watch big bank take little bank.

Presto, within 24 hours, we got almost a million subscribers for $2.99 a month, with Kylie taking 74% of the bulk of people. Wait, it gets better (I guess), Kylie’s app is the #1 seller.

Now, tell me again what does Kylie or any of them do?

Really, Kim?

Is Kim Kardashian that desperate to have all eyes on her? Apparently, she is, because I have seen a naked preggo photo that she fancies to post on Instagram,

And…

Then, it’s this hot mess of a photo shoot. What, is mother in the garden, inviting everyone into the gate? Is Kim toppling over from the sheer weight of big butt? That’s a sexy fail, as photo shoots go. I will give her selfie preggo pic props, but this is not on fleek.

Poor Kim has lost her mind and Kanye never had his…

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Or is Kim trying to compete with her now legal sister, Kylie Jenner? I see the hair is the same.

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Music is Dead!

Declares Sinead O’Connor, this is after Kim Kardashian made the cover of Rolling Stones. Sinead, the singer is furious that Kim, the famewhore, is on the cover that is reserved for musicians.

I think she has a point, but Kim is up in that magazine talking about she know who leaked her sex tape. Really? Now, I know she’s not saying, but I’m sure she’s thanking them.

Anyway, Kim talks about Kanye West. I guess that something music related, but it’s why he won’t be on her reality show. Well, Sinead, I know you have a point, but. . . I think Rolling Stones just want pop culture much like this blog.

In case some don’t know Sinead, she did that killer remake of Prince’s song, Nothing Compares To You, That’s the something good.

But there are two sides of the coin…

She, just like Kim, has been known for controversy in the past.

Currently, she’s calling Kanye West’s wife a “c-nt,” and has  decided that “music has officially died” and that Rolling Stone was the one who murdered it. But don’t worry, Taylor Swift, she isn’t taking anything away from your contributions to the effort.

Sinead, where were you when they put the Boston Bomber on the cover?

Okay, I’ll give you a pass on that one. Here’s some Throwback Thursday of Sinead: