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Is This Really a Billion Dollar Wedding?

It had everything to make for one, wall-to-wall flowers, diamonds,  a gigantic cake,  J-Lo, Sting, and Bentleys. What I do know is that the groom’s father is worth about six billion dollars, but I’m not believing he spent a good chunk of his income on a wedding. I’m thinking this billion was in rubles; that makes it about $14 million.

The bride, Khadija Uzhakhovs, wore a bespoke Ellie Saab dress that cost US$25,000.

Okay, this dress weighed 25 pounds and it cost $25,000. However, I’m not impressed, but I’m not the bride, who is a 20 year old dental student. Supposedly, the father of the groom and his son hunted high and low for the bride, who had to meet their strict requirement. She had to beautiful, smart, humble, and a virgin. They found one 19 year old in a poor village in Russia. It sounds more like a fair tale as I type.

This is what I liked! The gigantic cake that was taller than a person.

I wonder does it taste as great as it looks. Supposedly, there will be a smaller wedding in London, which will have Beyonce as a performer. Now, where’s my invitation?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Celebrities as other Celebrities for Halloween!

It’s one of my favorite nights of the year. I like to see the little kids in their costumes, but I have to settle for grown folks, since I did not get one — not one — child visit my door.

Granted it was dark, thanks to some distracted driver taking out the street light, weeks before Halloween, but hey, I had my little beacon of light on my door. However, I got nothing but bags of candy to unload.

So, all I got are celebs, and I must say my fave was JLo. Yeah, I know her costume isn’t much, but Jennifer Lopez as a skeleton… there is something sexy in that look. It’s not trying too hard, but it is looks cool.

Haute couture skeleton @alexfaction

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I must say a close second is no other than Kylie Jenner. She was a ninja and had to find a way to skank is up, but she didn’t exceed into trash mode. So Kudos.

my ninjas

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Bringing up the rear is Alyssa Milano as my favorite super hero, Wonder Woman, and she has breastesses for days.

#tbt 2014 Wonder Woman! #normalizebreastfeeding

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Honorable Mentions goes to:

Justin Bieber, I didn’t know you. Great disguise.

Jackie moooooooooon #semipro

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Heidi Klum as Jessica Rabbit. Thanks for keeping up the tradition: