janet

Okay, Janet, we see all of you! You’re the most pregnant woman of the world.

But dang! We got it — you’re eating for two.   I guess red beans and rice didn’t miss, Janet.

Oh, another message is coming in: No Wardrobe Malfunction.

I guess Janet — Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty — isn’t taking any chances. No tatas will escape. She’s wearing sensible shoes and all covered up to hide her extra pounds — I mean her baby belly.

Mmmm… I don’t know what to say. Kids like Tellutubies, even in London.

Don’t Fret. It’s not an abaya:

 

 

 

Folks, it’s a Y-3 Poncho and  for $1100, you can have the same look.