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Okay Hold the phone, Beyonce dropped a photo album on the internet and broke it!

My head was spinning from the news. I heard it this morning, while I was waking up to drag myself to work. Since, I’m not fully awake until noon, I had no thought that what I heard was correct.

I mean it’s crazy. Right?

But no. . .

So, I get home to hear that Beyonce is pregnant with twins for Jay Z. This time, she posts pics of the belly and a lot of them.

So, no hokus pokus, this time, Bey?

What’s with all of these divas and twins? Twins aren’t that common. Now, we have Mariah, J-Lo, and Beyonce!

It used to be just actresses like Julia Robers, Angelina Jolie, and Sarah Jessica Parker. Plus, it was all of the same-sex couples.

Since the internet is broken, there is no need for me to posts the photo album. Beyonce has already shut ddown Selena Gomez’s record for most-liked Instagram picture.

Okay, I’m gonna stop right her.

Ahh…

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Is This Really a Billion Dollar Wedding?

It had everything to make for one, wall-to-wall flowers, diamonds,  a gigantic cake,  J-Lo, Sting, and Bentleys. What I do know is that the groom’s father is worth about six billion dollars, but I’m not believing he spent a good chunk of his income on a wedding. I’m thinking this billion was in rubles; that makes it about $14 million.

The bride, Khadija Uzhakhovs, wore a bespoke Ellie Saab dress that cost US$25,000.

Okay, this dress weighed 25 pounds and it cost $25,000. However, I’m not impressed, but I’m not the bride, who is a 20 year old dental student. Supposedly, the father of the groom and his son hunted high and low for the bride, who had to meet their strict requirement. She had to beautiful, smart, humble, and a virgin. They found one 19 year old in a poor village in Russia. It sounds more like a fair tale as I type.

This is what I liked! The gigantic cake that was taller than a person.

I wonder does it taste as great as it looks. Supposedly, there will be a smaller wedding in London, which will have Beyonce as a performer. Now, where’s my invitation?