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Okay Hold the phone, Beyonce dropped a photo album on the internet and broke it!

My head was spinning from the news. I heard it this morning, while I was waking up to drag myself to work. Since, I’m not fully awake until noon, I had no thought that what I heard was correct.

I mean it’s crazy. Right?

But no. . .

So, I get home to hear that Beyonce is pregnant with twins for Jay Z. This time, she posts pics of the belly and a lot of them.

So, no hokus pokus, this time, Bey?

What’s with all of these divas and twins? Twins aren’t that common. Now, we have Mariah, J-Lo, and Beyonce!

It used to be just actresses like Julia Robers, Angelina Jolie, and Sarah Jessica Parker. Plus, it was all of the same-sex couples.

Since the internet is broken, there is no need for me to posts the photo album. Beyonce has already shut ddown Selena Gomez’s record for most-liked Instagram picture.

Okay, I’m gonna stop right her.

Ahh…

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All Hail a New Queen, Taylor Swift is Tops on Instagram! Now, Rumor Has it She is without a Man!

Yes, Taylor Swift tops Kim Kardashian and Beyonce with the most Instagram followers, and she did it all without showing the goods. Unlike Kim and Beyonce, she didn’t have to expose the fake thigh gap, cleavage, or break the internet with a large surgically enhance booty.

Taylor Swift Is the Queen of Instagram 

While Beyonce is beautiful and has some talent, she does spread on the sexuality a little thick on her Instagram, and KIm K just takes it up another level by not letting us not forget her claim to fame was a sex tape.

Well, as the title suggest, as soon as Taylor got her new title, she discovered that her boyfriend, Calvin Harris visited a Thai massage parlor. I don’t know if there was a happy ending at the close of the session, but rumor has it that Calvin Harris is no more. I guess all is not lost. Taylor can write a song about it, or did Calvin make her sign a nondisclosure form? Hmmm….