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All Hail a New Queen, Taylor Swift is Tops on Instagram! Now, Rumor Has it She is without a Man!

Yes, Taylor Swift tops Kim Kardashian and Beyonce with the most Instagram followers, and she did it all without showing the goods. Unlike Kim and Beyonce, she didn’t have to expose the fake thigh gap, cleavage, or break the internet with a large surgically enhance booty.

Taylor Swift Is the Queen of Instagram 

While Beyonce is beautiful and has some talent, she does spread on the sexuality a little thick on her Instagram, and KIm K just takes it up another level by not letting us not forget her claim to fame was a sex tape.

Well, as the title suggest, as soon as Taylor got her new title, she discovered that her boyfriend, Calvin Harris visited a Thai massage parlor. I don’t know if there was a happy ending at the close of the session, but rumor has it that Calvin Harris is no more. I guess all is not lost. Taylor can write a song about it, or did Calvin make her sign a nondisclosure form? Hmmm….

Leonardo DiCaprio Fished Another One Off the Catwalk

Pretty man Leonardo DiCaprio has found him another model. He keeps his pimp hand strong.

His latest love is German TONI GARRN, who poses for Victoria’s Secret, Calvin Klein and Versace. There’s not much more to say. She’s another model, but I am sure I’m not telling you anything you don’t know.

I guess Leo must keep his mannequins happy. They never complain about him. I bet he goes cheap on the dining, because come on…

Though, I am sure they would all get a nice trinket, a write up on my blog, maybe a Gucci bag, and some red bottom shoes.

Hey, in the words of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, let’s not hate on a player. Let’s give DiCaprio a nice warm welcome when we see him just “like a supermodel’s vagina,” okay, stand on your feet and give it up for Leo!

Gisele Bundchen, Amber Valletta, Kristen Zang, Blake Lively, Bridget Hall, Cara Delevigne, Eva Herzigova, Naomi Campbell, Erin Heatherton, Helena Christensen and Bar Refaeli

Do your thang, player!

For a walk down memory lane, check out this link. It’s quite impressive.

http://www.peoplestylewatch.com/people/stylewatch/package/article/0,,20768373_20775379,00.html