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Celebrities as other Celebrities for Halloween!

It’s one of my favorite nights of the year. I like to see the little kids in their costumes, but I have to settle for grown folks, since I did not get one — not one — child visit my door.

Granted it was dark, thanks to some distracted driver taking out the street light, weeks before Halloween, but hey, I had my little beacon of light on my door. However, I got nothing but bags of candy to unload.

So, all I got are celebs, and I must say my fave was JLo. Yeah, I know her costume isn’t much, but Jennifer Lopez as a skeleton… there is something sexy in that look. It’s not trying too hard, but it is looks cool.

Haute couture skeleton @alexfaction

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I must say a close second is no other than Kylie Jenner. She was a ninja and had to find a way to skank is up, but she didn’t exceed into trash mode. So Kudos.

my ninjas

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Bringing up the rear is Alyssa Milano as my favorite super hero, Wonder Woman, and she has breastesses for days.

#tbt 2014 Wonder Woman! #normalizebreastfeeding

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Honorable Mentions goes to:

Justin Bieber, I didn’t know you. Great disguise.

Jackie moooooooooon #semipro

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Heidi Klum as Jessica Rabbit. Thanks for keeping up the tradition:

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Justin Bieber in the Nude, Y’all!

Well, it was like yesterday, when we all saw Justin Bieber’s naked ass on some boat, but now, he was caught in some island locale in his birthday suit.

That’s the fully monty if you’re in the UK, and I guess there was something in those Calvins.

In this pics, that I’m not sure I can post on my front page, Justin is looking more like a trashy porn star working Santa Monica Blvd. circa 1983, He’s rocking the bad bleach job too, and I am wondering who went on this vacation with him.

There’s someone in the background in a robe. That’s a mystery needing to be solve there. Can’t tell, if it’s Selena Gomez or Floyd Mayweather. My guess is that it’s his latest squeeze, Jayde Pierce.

Here’s the link to little Bieber:  http://eatbloganddie.tumblr.com/post/130721410835

Justin Beiber Breaks the Internet!

Well, Justin was trying, or maybe, he was doing his best Blue Lagoon act. Here is his little naked bottom in Bora Bora. I guess Bieber’s beliebers are freaking out over his latest tweet of his ass. They can thank the inspiration from the famewhore of all famewhores, Kim Kardashian, but I say Biebs, you better get down with some squats.

Wait, what am I talking about — skip all that — and head to the good doc for some fat injections, Don’t walk — run — since the latest things on the market is a man made ass.

How Old Do I Look?

Well, it’s all a matter of an algorithm. That’s fancy talk for a shake of a Crazy 8 ball.  Anyway, Microsoft has developed a program that can estimate someone’s age. I’m in love with it already, because they grossly underestimated my age. No matter. I can dust off my butt, walk in a dimly lit bar, dressed like a star, and I’ll be rockin’ my F-Me pumps.

Check it out. Everyone seems to be doing it, and you know I am here to give you the heads-up. Here’s Kim Kardashian and what age she got:

website that guesses your age

Here’s the site, if you are so brave:

http://how-old.net/#

Justin Bieber is Drinking Legal, Y’all!

Now, that he is 21 years and two weeks old. Yes, his birthday was at the beginning of the month, but the Biebs keeps pushing the party. Earlier today, he had a comedy roast in which celebs like Snoop Dog, Martha Stewart, Kevin Hart, and others took jabs on his joker lifestyle.

Naturally, he took it all in stride, then, Justin hops over to party central, Vegas with his paper cup in hand.

So ….

My question is why is Justin blowing up this 21 birthday, as if it’s something special? Seriously, he has been celebrating this birthday for two weeks straight.

Now, I must confess that I tried to celebrate my birthday for the whole month. It was my idea first, Justin, but the day after my birthday, I ran out of money and had to haul my butt back to work.

Okay, I digress. I was pondering over why 21 years of life was so party worthy for Biebs.

Well, 21 means you are of legal drinking age, and the law trusts you do be responsible in your drinking.

Translation: Drinking responsibly to Justin mostly means don’t spill the sizzurp. That’s that the purple drink that gets you leaning after a couple of ounces.

Of course, Justin isn’t seen in this picture with alcohol in hand. Maybe, he’s trying to surprise his liver and drink water. Well, time will tell. Party on, Biebs!

Justin Bieber

Anyhow,