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All Hail a New Queen, Taylor Swift is Tops on Instagram! Now, Rumor Has it She is without a Man!

Yes, Taylor Swift tops Kim Kardashian and Beyonce with the most Instagram followers, and she did it all without showing the goods. Unlike Kim and Beyonce, she didn’t have to expose the fake thigh gap, cleavage, or break the internet with a large surgically enhance booty.

Taylor Swift Is the Queen of InstagramĀ 

While Beyonce is beautiful and has some talent, she does spread on the sexuality a little thick on her Instagram, and KIm K just takes it up another level by not letting us not forget her claim to fame was a sex tape.

Well, as the title suggest, as soon as Taylor got her new title, she discovered that her boyfriend, Calvin Harris visited a Thai massage parlor. I don’t know if there was a happy ending at the close of the session, but rumor has it that Calvin Harris is no more. I guess all is not lost. Taylor can write a song about it, or did Calvin make her sign a nondisclosure form? Hmmm….

Really, Kim?

Is Kim Kardashian that desperate to have all eyes on her? Apparently, she is, because I have seen a naked preggo photo that she fancies to post on Instagram,

And…

Then, it’s this hot mess of a photo shoot. What, is mother in the garden, inviting everyone into the gate? Is Kim toppling over from the sheer weight of big butt? That’s a sexy fail, as photo shoots go. I will give her selfie preggo pic props, but this is not on fleek.

Poor Kim has lostĀ her mind and Kanye never had his…

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Or is Kim trying to compete with her now legal sister, Kylie Jenner? I see the hair is the same.

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Stop The Presses — There’s A New Jenner!

I’m sure Bruce Jenner has always felt that if it had genitals on the outside, it’s hiding something on the inside. Well, no more y’all! Bruce has transformed into a lady, and her name is Caitlyn.

I can see there are boobs, but it’s too early to tell if there is a Kardashian booty.

I wonder did she get tips from Kim, Kylie, or Kendall. Is she wearing anything from Kanye’s collection? I guess you’ll have to read Vanity Fair. All I can tell you is that Annie Leibowitz did a lovely job with the cover. He has changed to a she, and her name is Caitlyn with a C, no K. Oh snaps, that disregarded K, can’t make Kris happy.

Here are Caitlyn’s words.