Author: lnoelonline

Okay, there is something broken about this planet!

I’ve been gone for a minute, and I return just to discover that I live on the same planet at this big Mc Effen Chicken! Talk about super-size me!

That’s why I never ask for the big piece of chicken. Heck, today, you’ll never know what you’re going to get.

Seriously, if you haven’t seen this video — watch it. Don’t turn away, because the chicken gets bigger the longer you watch this darn thing.

Okay Hold the phone, Beyonce dropped a photo album on the internet and broke it!

My head was spinning from the news. I heard it this morning, while I was waking up to drag myself to work. Since, I’m not fully awake until noon, I had no thought that what I heard was correct.

I mean it’s crazy. Right?

But no. . .

So, I get home to hear that Beyonce is pregnant with twins for Jay Z. This time, she posts pics of the belly and a lot of them.

So, no hokus pokus, this time, Bey?

What’s with all of these divas and twins? Twins aren’t that common. Now, we have Mariah, J-Lo, and Beyonce!

It used to be just actresses like Julia Robers, Angelina Jolie, and Sarah Jessica Parker. Plus, it was all of the same-sex couples.

Since the internet is broken, there is no need for me to posts the photo album. Beyonce has already shut ddown Selena Gomez’s record for most-liked Instagram picture.

Okay, I’m gonna stop right her.

Ahh…

This Melted My Heart!

Dogs will do it to me every time, and I just loved how this dog saved his buddy and his buddy’s stick. The black lab looked to be a goner, when the yellow lab calmly came in and said not on my watch!

There was some flack given to the owner about why he didn’t intervene and save his pup. Well, he posted a video that showed the rapid leading to calm waters. So, all is good.

2016 takes another music great, George Michael!

Wow, a friend called me, but she didn’t leave a detailed message about George. I knew it couldn’t be good, so I turned on the TV and WHAM (no pun intended), I got it that instantly.

 

Wow, this was a gorgeous and talented man. He didn’t need any special effects to give him a voice. Rest in peace, George along with Prince, Sharon Jones, Leonard Cohen, Maurice White, Meryl Haggard, Glenn Frey, and David Bowie.

 

 

OMG, A Gingerbread Castle!

I’ve never seen such over the top, beautiful, edible art, and I don’t even like gingerbread. However, I do appreciate the dedication to create something so beautiful with such a unique flair. People, I present to you the castle.

What I love about this creation is that it has an interior just like any other dwelling. Much like any home for Christmas, it has a tree.

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That has got to be my favorite. I just love the little yummy presents.

Here is the artist, Imgurian Christine H McConnell, admiring her kingdom.

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Okay, Janet, we see all of you! You’re the most pregnant woman of the world.

But dang! We got it — you’re eating for two.   I guess red beans and rice didn’t miss, Janet.

Oh, another message is coming in: No Wardrobe Malfunction.

I guess Janet — Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty — isn’t taking any chances. No tatas will escape. She’s wearing sensible shoes and all covered up to hide her extra pounds — I mean her baby belly.

Mmmm… I don’t know what to say. Kids like Tellutubies, even in London.

Don’t Fret. It’s not an abaya:

 

 

 

Folks, it’s a Y-3 Poncho and  for $1100, you can have the same look.