Month: March 2016

Is This Really a Billion Dollar Wedding?

It had everything to make for one, wall-to-wall flowers, diamonds,  a gigantic cake,  J-Lo, Sting, and Bentleys. What I do know is that the groom’s father is worth about six billion dollars, but I’m not believing he spent a good chunk of his income on a wedding. I’m thinking this billion was in rubles; that makes it about $14 million.

The bride, Khadija Uzhakhovs, wore a bespoke Ellie Saab dress that cost US$25,000.

Okay, this dress weighed 25 pounds and it cost $25,000. However, I’m not impressed, but I’m not the bride, who is a 20 year old dental student. Supposedly, the father of the groom and his son hunted high and low for the bride, who had to meet their strict requirement. She had to beautiful, smart, humble, and a virgin. They found one 19 year old in a poor village in Russia. It sounds more like a fair tale as I type.

This is what I liked! The gigantic cake that was taller than a person.

I wonder does it taste as great as it looks. Supposedly, there will be a smaller wedding in London, which will have Beyonce as a performer. Now, where’s my invitation?









What is the Easter spirit without an Easter egg butt? Well, we’ve got cheeks to see. We got Celebrity butt au natural in Justin Bieber, skinny dipping.

Dat ass doe @johnny photo cred

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Then, there are your garden variety Easter egg butts, just naked, booty, butt art:

We got a glow in the dark Easter egg:

And for all of you Emoji fans:

For the emoji-obsessed:

And I got chocolate eggs too:

For the ~naturalist~:






Kim Can’t Help It!

I guess Kim Kardashian can’t stop the naked famewhoring, but it’s getting old, just like the picture she posted. I swear this photo was taken sometime before the present day or even before she had her Saint West. Since, she now sports braids and big old trench coat to hide all her giggly bits. I guess a word to the wise, pimping ain’t easy, even if it’s you selling your image on the internet.

When you're like I have nothing to wear LOL

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