Stop The Presses — There’s A New Jenner!

I’m sure Bruce Jenner has always felt that if it had genitals on the outside, it’s hiding something on the inside. Well, no more y’all! Bruce has transformed into a lady, and her name is Caitlyn.

I can see there are boobs, but it’s too early to tell if there is a Kardashian booty.

I wonder did she get tips from Kim, Kylie, or Kendall. Is she wearing anything from Kanye’s collection? I guess you’ll have to read Vanity Fair. All I can tell you is that Annie Leibowitz did a lovely job with the cover. He has changed to a she, and her name is Caitlyn with a C, no K. Oh snaps, that disregarded K, can’t make Kris happy.

Here are Caitlyn’s words.

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