Yes, It Can Happen! Channing Tatum Can Majic Mike You On The JOb!

This will never happen to you or me, but we can see it happen to someone like us. This woman was working her job at the gas station in North Carolina. I’m figuring she never thought an actor would roll up in that joint, but it did happen. Watch and see Channing Tatum and this chick, who is holding her own up against him.

 

Beyonce Has The Most Likes So Take That Selena!

Boy, do I need some of those. Here she is parading the twins to the world. I’m not sure about the names Sir Carter and Rumi. From my observation, they look like newborn babies. Sorry, I was gone for nine months without posting. I had a double top secret job to do. LOL.

Anyway, congrats to Jay Z and Beyonce!

Sir Carter and Rumi 1 month today. 🙏🏽❤️👨🏽👩🏽👧🏽👶🏾👶🏾

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Okay, there is something broken about this planet!

I’ve been gone for a minute, and I return just to discover that I live on the same planet at this big Mc Effen Chicken! Talk about super-size me!

That’s why I never ask for the big piece of chicken. Heck, today, you’ll never know what you’re going to get.

Seriously, if you haven’t seen this video — watch it. Don’t turn away, because the chicken gets bigger the longer you watch this darn thing.

Okay Hold the phone, Beyonce dropped a photo album on the internet and broke it!

My head was spinning from the news. I heard it this morning, while I was waking up to drag myself to work. Since, I’m not fully awake until noon, I had no thought that what I heard was correct.

I mean it’s crazy. Right?

But no. . .

So, I get home to hear that Beyonce is pregnant with twins for Jay Z. This time, she posts pics of the belly and a lot of them.

So, no hokus pokus, this time, Bey?

What’s with all of these divas and twins? Twins aren’t that common. Now, we have Mariah, J-Lo, and Beyonce!

It used to be just actresses like Julia Robers, Angelina Jolie, and Sarah Jessica Parker. Plus, it was all of the same-sex couples.

Since the internet is broken, there is no need for me to posts the photo album. Beyonce has already shut ddown Selena Gomez’s record for most-liked Instagram picture.

Okay, I’m gonna stop right her.

Ahh…

This Melted My Heart!

Dogs will do it to me every time, and I just loved how this dog saved his buddy and his buddy’s stick. The black lab looked to be a goner, when the yellow lab calmly came in and said not on my watch!

There was some flack given to the owner about why he didn’t intervene and save his pup. Well, he posted a video that showed the rapid leading to calm waters. So, all is good.

2016 takes another music great, George Michael!

Wow, a friend called me, but she didn’t leave a detailed message about George. I knew it couldn’t be good, so I turned on the TV and WHAM (no pun intended), I got it that instantly.

 

Wow, this was a gorgeous and talented man. He didn’t need any special effects to give him a voice. Rest in peace, George along with Prince, Sharon Jones, Leonard Cohen, Maurice White, Meryl Haggard, Glenn Frey, and David Bowie.

 

 

OMG, A Gingerbread Castle!

I’ve never seen such over the top, beautiful, edible art, and I don’t even like gingerbread. However, I do appreciate the dedication to create something so beautiful with such a unique flair. People, I present to you the castle.

What I love about this creation is that it has an interior just like any other dwelling. Much like any home for Christmas, it has a tree.

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That has got to be my favorite. I just love the little yummy presents.

Here is the artist, Imgurian Christine H McConnell, admiring her kingdom.

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Okay, Janet, we see all of you! You’re the most pregnant woman of the world.

But dang! We got it — you’re eating for two.   I guess red beans and rice didn’t miss, Janet.

Oh, another message is coming in: No Wardrobe Malfunction.

I guess Janet — Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty — isn’t taking any chances. No tatas will escape. She’s wearing sensible shoes and all covered up to hide her extra pounds — I mean her baby belly.

Mmmm… I don’t know what to say. Kids like Tellutubies, even in London.

Don’t Fret. It’s not an abaya:

 

 

 

Folks, it’s a Y-3 Poncho and  for $1100, you can have the same look.

 

Brangelina No More

Okay, who’s laughing louder than Jennifer Anniston right now?  What’s the saying? The way you get them is the way you lose them? Well, if the rumors are true, Brad has stepped out on another wife with his co-star, Marion Cottilard. However, there’s no way Angie is going down like that, and there’s talk that she didn’t like how Brad was raising the kids. Yet, the official word is …. you guessed it irreconcilable differences.

 

Well, Damn Pam! I mean, Amber!

Amber Rose revealed on her podcast that she’s not down with the threesome. In fact, she said she was losing sleep over it. It was the kind that was guy short and she was one of two chicks, and this is how she kicks off her podcast. Amber says she’ll never do a threesome again. Well, unless she can change the dynamic. She didn’t name any names, but the word on the streets is that the menage went down VMA weekend.

Paging party of three! Kim, Kanye, and Rose!

I did hear Kanye give her a shout-out!

 

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It’s Official! Tess in Temptation is Live!

My first book just dropped, and it’s everything. Check out all the lights and watch me function:

Romance, passion, and love can all feel and taste the same. Though, sometimes there is one ingredient that separates them all. Tess just wants a fine man to hear her cry for passion. She just doesn’t want this; she needs it. She craves it.

Every day, she searches at the same place for this secret ingredient and comes up short. Then, came a night when she least expects it. She gets the equivalent of a 6′ 4″ tall dark package of seasoning to sample. One thing, she is not aware of is how potent that substance could be to her system. Then, a single taste on her tongue electrifies her soul and sends her to the stratosphere. Obviously, this isn’t any ordinary spice in her curry powder.

https://smile.amazon.com/Tess-Temptation-Book-1-ebook/dp/B01HEIRRRY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1466653406&sr=8-1&keywords=tess+in+temptation

Which Hot British Actor Is Your Soulmate?

God said let there be sexy men, so you just play along with this and get you a hottie. Easy Peasy!

I got Tom Hiddleston. Hmmm. .  . I’m thinking  I did good based. He’s a little pasty, but I guess that’s just like sweet cake without the lemon frosting.

 

Click on the link to play along. Maybe, you will land a hottie like: Idris Elba, Henry Cavill, or Tom Hardy.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/courtneydayes/which-british-actor-is-your-soulmate-based-on-your-2a7op?utm_term=.whV156dLa#.rfNqj23Jo

Is This Really a Billion Dollar Wedding?

It had everything to make for one, wall-to-wall flowers, diamonds,  a gigantic cake,  J-Lo, Sting, and Bentleys. What I do know is that the groom’s father is worth about six billion dollars, but I’m not believing he spent a good chunk of his income on a wedding. I’m thinking this billion was in rubles; that makes it about $14 million.

The bride, Khadija Uzhakhovs, wore a bespoke Ellie Saab dress that cost US$25,000.

Okay, this dress weighed 25 pounds and it cost $25,000. However, I’m not impressed, but I’m not the bride, who is a 20 year old dental student. Supposedly, the father of the groom and his son hunted high and low for the bride, who had to meet their strict requirement. She had to beautiful, smart, humble, and a virgin. They found one 19 year old in a poor village in Russia. It sounds more like a fair tale as I type.

This is what I liked! The gigantic cake that was taller than a person.

I wonder does it taste as great as it looks. Supposedly, there will be a smaller wedding in London, which will have Beyonce as a performer. Now, where’s my invitation?

 

 

 

 

 

 

HAPPY BELATED EASTER!

What is the Easter spirit without an Easter egg butt? Well, we’ve got cheeks to see. We got Celebrity butt au natural in Justin Bieber, skinny dipping.

Dat ass doe @johnny photo cred

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Then, there are your garden variety Easter egg butts, just naked, booty, butt art:

We got a glow in the dark Easter egg:

And for all of you Emoji fans:

For the emoji-obsessed:

And I got chocolate eggs too:

For the ~naturalist~:

 

 

 

 

 

Kim Can’t Help It!

I guess Kim Kardashian can’t stop the naked famewhoring, but it’s getting old, just like the picture she posted. I swear this photo was taken sometime before the present day or even before she had her Saint West. Since, she now sports braids and big old trench coat to hide all her giggly bits. I guess a word to the wise, pimping ain’t easy, even if it’s you selling your image on the internet.

When you're like I have nothing to wear LOL

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Introducing: Saint West

Kim Kardashian posted a pic of her son, Saint West, on her father, Robert Kardashian’s birthday.

She says, ” I know there’s nothing more in the world he would have wanted than to meet his grandchildren. So I wanted to share this pic of Saint with you all.”

Now, who can hate on that?

 

I guess this is damage control over Kanye West’s SNL rant went viral. Just saying . . .

 

Beyonce Breaks the Superbowl!

Beyonce definitely stole it from Cold Play, standing in as Jay Z in sexy drag singing her song, Formation. She worked it hard and nearly slipped for an epic fall, but bees fly – not slide. Now, I got a beef or two with the song. A glaring one is the shout out to Red Lobster of all places.   WTF?  I guess she was trying to keep it hood, or she must have stock.  I saw the video, and I love the look of it. The song doesn’t have a hook, but neither do a lot of songs on the radio. That’ll be all folks. I don’t want the beehives swarming down on me.

Tyra Banks is a Mom, y’all!

Her struggle with fertility was well documented, but who knew Tyra even had a man? Apparently,  she did for two years, and they both welcome a son named, York. He was delivered via surrogate.

Hmm… York?

I might need a minute on that one.

Here are the proud parents. Tyra met the babby daddy on America’s Top Model in Europe. He’s Norwegian and is/was a photographer on the show.

 

Mike Tyson vs The Hoverboard

It seems as if Hoverboards were under a lot of Christmas trees this year, and there was definitely one under Mike Tyson’s tree.

Place your bets right now to see if Iron Mike Tyson stands or gets taken down by the the infamous hoverboard.

#hoverboard #knockout #MikeTysonBreaksBack #imtoooldforthisshit

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This is crazy but Merry Christmas!

I guess this family will be opening present until the new year. I think this woman has three kids, and she is getting flack for going overboard. Hey, I’m wondering why she even bought a Christmas tree that size, because it’s being dwarfed by the gifts.

Seriously, there is not much to be said, than okay; it didn’t happen in the US. It was the UK for once.

Wow, It’s Christmas at the Kardashians!

Well, it’s Christmas at Kris Jenner’s home, and her housemates: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, and their kids can soak it all up. It’s like Christmas exploded in that room and left remnants of Candy Canes everywhere.

 

It’s nice, and it’s odd. I don’t know what to make of it. I guess it looks better than mine. Heck, I can’t be bother with anything that takes more than a minute to decorate. Kudos to the decorator who did the real work.

Symmetrical Breakfast, Anyone?

Okay, I want to stretch out my arms and fall to my knees. This is just gorgeous. I run on empty on most mornings, because breakfast doesn’t mean much to me. Since, I pretty much sleepwalk till noon.

Anyway, this house husband created some beautiful morning meals for his boo, and he did it with so much creativity. It makes me want to take up breakfast.

Blog of the Week: Symmetrical Breakfasts of Michael Zee 07

 

 

People have so much to say but most are raving, but let’s hear some funny stuff:

“They both look so proper and clean. They probably have perfectly symmetrical sex in their perfectly symmetrical bedroom.”

 

 

 

Adelle’s Bodyguard is all the Hotness

Adelle’s bodyguard is Peter Van der Veen. How does that sound rolling off your tongue, Peter Van der Veen. I like this post from a fan:

Adele’s new bodyguard is so fine, and he looks like if you were taken, he would have a “special set of skills”

Anyway, I love this photo of him and what looks to be like Adelle’s dog, who by the way looks like a less cuter version of my dog.

Okay, where are my manners? Where is Adelle? Okay, here is Adelle with Peter Van der Veen, who by the way was the bodyguard of Lady Gaga, too, if that matters in any kind of way.

 

 

 

 

Kylie Jenner and Tyga Split!

Say it ain’t so!

“I wanna know why we became so distant girl?” Kylie Jenner posts cryptic video after dumping Tyga on his birthday over something he did.

Oops! I guess that’s the way love goes for the teen and baby daddy.

 

Word is that the Kardashians have been talking to Kylie and filling her ear with stuff, and Kylie went snooping around on Tyga’s computer. Then, I guess she wasn’t liking what she was seeing.

Fans knew something was up, when there was not one post by the Kardashians on Tyga’s page to congratulate him on his birthday.

However, Kylie didn’t stop at that. She dumped him on his birthday. Now, I wonder is he going to stop payments on the Rolls that he couldn’t afford to buy for her.   Time will tell.

 

Celebrities as other Celebrities for Halloween!

It’s one of my favorite nights of the year. I like to see the little kids in their costumes, but I have to settle for grown folks, since I did not get one — not one — child visit my door.

Granted it was dark, thanks to some distracted driver taking out the street light, weeks before Halloween, but hey, I had my little beacon of light on my door. However, I got nothing but bags of candy to unload.

So, all I got are celebs, and I must say my fave was JLo. Yeah, I know her costume isn’t much, but Jennifer Lopez as a skeleton… there is something sexy in that look. It’s not trying too hard, but it is looks cool.

Haute couture skeleton @alexfaction

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I must say a close second is no other than Kylie Jenner. She was a ninja and had to find a way to skank is up, but she didn’t exceed into trash mode. So Kudos.

my ninjas

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Bringing up the rear is Alyssa Milano as my favorite super hero, Wonder Woman, and she has breastesses for days.

#tbt 2014 Wonder Woman! #normalizebreastfeeding

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Honorable Mentions goes to:

Justin Bieber, I didn’t know you. Great disguise.

Jackie moooooooooon #semipro

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Heidi Klum as Jessica Rabbit. Thanks for keeping up the tradition:

All Hail a New Queen, Taylor Swift is Tops on Instagram! Now, Rumor Has it She is without a Man!

Yes, Taylor Swift tops Kim Kardashian and Beyonce with the most Instagram followers, and she did it all without showing the goods. Unlike Kim and Beyonce, she didn’t have to expose the fake thigh gap, cleavage, or break the internet with a large surgically enhance booty.

Taylor Swift Is the Queen of Instagram 

While Beyonce is beautiful and has some talent, she does spread on the sexuality a little thick on her Instagram, and KIm K just takes it up another level by not letting us not forget her claim to fame was a sex tape.

Well, as the title suggest, as soon as Taylor got her new title, she discovered that her boyfriend, Calvin Harris visited a Thai massage parlor. I don’t know if there was a happy ending at the close of the session, but rumor has it that Calvin Harris is no more. I guess all is not lost. Taylor can write a song about it, or did Calvin make her sign a nondisclosure form? Hmmm….

Justin Bieber in the Nude, Y’all!

Well, it was like yesterday, when we all saw Justin Bieber’s naked ass on some boat, but now, he was caught in some island locale in his birthday suit.

That’s the fully monty if you’re in the UK, and I guess there was something in those Calvins.

In this pics, that I’m not sure I can post on my front page, Justin is looking more like a trashy porn star working Santa Monica Blvd. circa 1983, He’s rocking the bad bleach job too, and I am wondering who went on this vacation with him.

There’s someone in the background in a robe. That’s a mystery needing to be solve there. Can’t tell, if it’s Selena Gomez or Floyd Mayweather. My guess is that it’s his latest squeeze, Jayde Pierce.

Here’s the link to little Bieber:  http://eatbloganddie.tumblr.com/post/130721410835

Okay, This is Some Funny Stuff!

Seriously, you got Donald Trump and a bunch of other Republicans, and the dribble that is translated. This is labeled a bad lip reading of the Republican Debate, but all I know is that it’s funny as hell. Now, this is probably the only time I will post a Republican debate, but hey, this is hysterical. If whomever made this video keeps it up, this won’t be the last time.

Who is the Most Popular of Them All?

Kylie Jenner is — that’s who!!! Here’s the undisputed truth, four sisters, Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Chloe Kardashian, and Kendall Jenner all launched their apps to watch big bank take little bank.

Presto, within 24 hours, we got almost a million subscribers for $2.99 a month, with Kylie taking 74% of the bulk of people. Wait, it gets better (I guess), Kylie’s app is the #1 seller.

Now, tell me again what does Kylie or any of them do?

Dear Fat People . . .

Wow, I take a break from the internet, and I see there is a viral war going on, between some chick who isn’t too proud to boast that her hair color could possibly be hairspray or semen. Anyway, a youtube blogger, Nicole Arbour said some valid and some very invalid things, like encouraging fat shaming.

She’s trying to deliver a message, a strong message. People, who are obese need to take steps to reduce their weight. Yet, I haven’t met an overweight person, who hasn’t had that message pounded into their brain.

My nephew has lost 40 pounds, and he’s in it for the long haul. It’s not going to be easy, but he wants to get back on the rides at amusement parks.

Overall, Fat Shaming “comedy” — like Nicole dishes out — does fat people no good at all – but neither do the “Fat Acceptance” groups. Fat should not be “accepted”, but it should not be laughed at either,

Niki Minaj vs. Miley Cyrus!

Okay,it all boiled down to Niki Minaj getting a VMA award, and then she goes off on Miley Cyrus. Who does that? I know there was some twitter beef between the two, even Taylor Swift’s name was thrown in the bunch.

Still… girl get it together.

The whole thing is tacky, and my second viewing of this tirade, it all looks fake! Talk about bad acting. I guess if you can’t offer the world good music, you and Miley can do some WWE weak sauce acting.

http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/30/nicki-minaj-explodes-at-miley-cyrus-you-bitch-video/

Ariana Grande Fans Are Out For Blood!

I don’t understand why fans get their panties in a bunch over what was said about their idol, Ariana Grande. I mean they are demanding a television show be cancelled…

Seriously, is Ari writing out checks to her followers? She should, because they got her trending, when her Q score was falling after her doughnut licking-I-hate-America episode not too long ago.

If you don’t know what a Q score is, it’s just a way the powers that be determine how popular you are as a celeb. High score is good, and a low score… Well, you are probably on the Z-list.

Anyway, now Ariana Grande’s fans are mad over what Wendy Williams said about her in a re-run of her show, the Wendy Williams Show. If you don’t know Wendy, she is a talk show host, who tells it like it is. Much like this blog, with no apologies.

So way back in March — yes March — Wendy said this about Ariana.

She’s 21, and she’ll forever look 12, and I don’t mean that in a good way. I mean that in a. . . You know it’s nice to look young, but when you look too young. And then, you’re short. She’s 4′ 11″. I mean I don’t look at her like a woman.”

Okay, one fan finally saw the episode and got: Cancel Wendy Williams show trending.

Apparently, they didn’t like what was said about their pop princess on TV.  So, I say grow up or forever stay twelve or maybe simply turn off the TV.

If you want to hear it from the horse’s mouth, see the clip. The uproar starts at: 08:40

Really, Kim?

Is Kim Kardashian that desperate to have all eyes on her? Apparently, she is, because I have seen a naked preggo photo that she fancies to post on Instagram,

And…

Then, it’s this hot mess of a photo shoot. What, is mother in the garden, inviting everyone into the gate? Is Kim toppling over from the sheer weight of big butt? That’s a sexy fail, as photo shoots go. I will give her selfie preggo pic props, but this is not on fleek.

Poor Kim has lost her mind and Kanye never had his…

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Or is Kim trying to compete with her now legal sister, Kylie Jenner? I see the hair is the same.

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Lenny Kravitz Is That You?

I know what the audience members were thinking. “Damn, I get all that and a cock ring for these front row seats!”

Wow, in a nutshell, Lenny Kravitz busted loose in his sexy leather pants, and there was no underwear in sight, it was all just Lil’ Lenny flapping in the wind.

Lenny Kravitz designs for TOMS shoes.

Kenny and his man tool is all there for the price of admission. Click on link. I hope it’s still there.

http://gawker.com/lenny-kravitz-shredded-so-hard-his-dick-fell-out-on-sta-1722016044

Music is Dead!

Declares Sinead O’Connor, this is after Kim Kardashian made the cover of Rolling Stones. Sinead, the singer is furious that Kim, the famewhore, is on the cover that is reserved for musicians.

I think she has a point, but Kim is up in that magazine talking about she know who leaked her sex tape. Really? Now, I know she’s not saying, but I’m sure she’s thanking them.

Anyway, Kim talks about Kanye West. I guess that something music related, but it’s why he won’t be on her reality show. Well, Sinead, I know you have a point, but. . . I think Rolling Stones just want pop culture much like this blog.

In case some don’t know Sinead, she did that killer remake of Prince’s song, Nothing Compares To You, That’s the something good.

But there are two sides of the coin…

She, just like Kim, has been known for controversy in the past.

Currently, she’s calling Kanye West’s wife a “c-nt,” and has  decided that “music has officially died” and that Rolling Stone was the one who murdered it. But don’t worry, Taylor Swift, she isn’t taking anything away from your contributions to the effort.

Sinead, where were you when they put the Boston Bomber on the cover?

Okay, I’ll give you a pass on that one. Here’s some Throwback Thursday of Sinead:

Justin Beiber Breaks the Internet!

Well, Justin was trying, or maybe, he was doing his best Blue Lagoon act. Here is his little naked bottom in Bora Bora. I guess Bieber’s beliebers are freaking out over his latest tweet of his ass. They can thank the inspiration from the famewhore of all famewhores, Kim Kardashian, but I say Biebs, you better get down with some squats.

Wait, what am I talking about — skip all that — and head to the good doc for some fat injections, Don’t walk — run — since the latest things on the market is a man made ass.